Those pesky black highlighters...

Oops!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43014

And now we can't even talk about music:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43014

I forget sometimes how much I love The Onion. ;)

Horoscopes

Some random and totally fake horoscopes by http://www.crazyauntpurl.com/. But, hey, all horoscopes are crazy and random.

Bonus: It even has somewhat nasty horoscopes for exes. ;)

ARIES (March 21- April 19)
Like a heat-seeking radar, I am most
jealous of you this month. I know you're getting it on. Even if it's just the
metaphorical matress mambo. You are emphatically spicy. You have those
middle-of-the-night dreams ... and these lingering looks ... and that sultry
half-undone look of someone who is gonna get what she wants. You radiate enough
heat this month to cook Christmas Dinner. Cook, darlin, and if they show up for
the meal all the merrier. Metaphorically speaking. Ya'll know.

Last.fm cracks me up

stariel, your pony is here.
"Pony" is the codename for Last.fm's brand new recommendations area. We've got a whole stable of recommended music, reading, and people just for you. Ride on!

I was even telling someone about this a while back, because it says on the front page that you get a free pony. I was wondering when I would get my pony and today I got it! (OK, so it's not quite the same as a real pony, or even a My Little Pony, but it's something. :)